100 304 101 Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.#Lord Acton 102 No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous#Henry B. Adams 103 It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.#Alfred Adler 104 Be content with your lot; one cannot be first in everything.#Aesop 105 We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.#Aesop 106 The paper burns, but the words fly away.#Ben Joseph Akiba 107 Leisure time is that five or six hours when you sleep at night.#George Allen 108 I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.#Woody Allen 109 The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.#Woody Allen 110 Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth.#Muhammad Ali 111 Women like silent men. They think they're listening.#Marcel Archard 112 Doing easily what others find difficult is talent; doing what is impossible for talent is genius.#Henri Frederic Amiel 113 In any country there must be people who have to die. They are the sacrifices any nation has to make to achieve law and order.#Idi Amin Dada 114 God has been replaced, as he has all over the West, with respectability and air conditioning.#Imamu Amiri Baraka 115 Never argue with a fool people might not know the difference.#Anonymous 116 What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.#Aristotle 117 That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.#Neil Armstrong 118 Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper.#Francis Bacon 119 It is good to be without vices, but it is not good to be without temptations.#Walter Bagehot 120 The future is like heaven everyone exalts it, but no one wants to go there now.#James Baldwin 121 It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.#Tallulah Bankhead 122 The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you.#Brandan Behan 123 Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.#Hector Berlioz 124 Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.#Ambrose Bierce 125 The first sign of a nervous breakdown is when you start thinking your work is terribly important.#Milo Bloom 126 An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made, in a narrow field.#Niels Bohr 127 If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.#Derek Bok 128 The test of the morality of a society is what it does for its children.#Dietrich Bonhoeffer 129 Censorship, like charity, should begin at home, but unlike charity, it should end there.#Clare Boothe Luce 130 No good deed goes unpunished.#Clare Boothe Luce 131 When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.#James H. Boren 132 Nothing is built on stone; all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone.#Jorge Luis Borges 133 Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. If we continue to develop our technology without wisdom or prudence, our servant may prove to be our executioner.#General Omar Bradley 134 An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.#Nicholas Murray Butler 135 Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.#Samuel Butler 136 Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow.#Mathew Browne 137 As a mother, I know that homosexuals cannot biologically reproduce children; therefore, they must recruit our children.#Anita Bryant 138 Before you kill something make sure you have something better to replace it with; something better than political opportunist slamming hate horse shit in the public park.#Charles Bukowski 139 We love your adherence to democratic principles.#William F. Buckley 140 One was never married, and that's his hell; another is, and that's his plague.#Robert Burton 141 The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.#James B. Cabell 142 It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.#Arthur Calwell 143 An honest politician is one who when he is bought will stay bought.#Simon Cameron 144 You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.#Al Capone 145 Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work.#Al Capp 146 In time of war the first casualty is truth.#Boake Carter 147 Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice Doggie!" till you can find a rock.#Wynn Catlin 148 As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.#Dick Cavett 149 He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.#Chinese proverb 150 The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out.#Chinese Proverb 151 I like a man who grins when he fights.#Winston Churchill 152 I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.#Winston Churchill 153 It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.#Winston Churchill 154 Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he will pick himself up and carry on.#Winston Churchill 155 The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries.#Winston Churchill 156 Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.#Winston Churchill 157 Who will protect the public when the police violate the law?#Ramsey Clark 158 War is much too serious a matter to be entrusted to the military.#Georges Clemenceau 159 When you have nothing to say, say nothing.#Charles Caleb Colton 160 America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilization.#Georges Clemenceau 161 I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.#Confucius 162 Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.#Confucius 163 Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.#Cyril Connolly 164 The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.#Clarence Darrow 165 When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.#Clarence Darrow 166 There are a million ways to lose a work day, but not even a single way to get one back.#Tom DeMarco and Timothy Lister 167 We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.#Phyllis Diller 168 I never deny, I never contradict. I sometimes forget.#Benjamin Disraeli 169 There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.#Benjamin Disraeli 170 Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius.#Sir Arthur Conan Doyle 171 Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.#Will Durant 172 History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.#Abba Eban 173 A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.#Adolf Eichmann 174 I never think of the future#Albert Einstein 175 Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.#Albert Einstein 176 The important thing is not to stop questioning.#Albert Einstein 177 The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one.#Albert Einstein 178 Before God we are equally wise and equally foolish.#Albert Einstein 179 The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible.#Albert Einstein 180 We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it.#Dwight D. Eisenhower 181 A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.#Dwight D. Eisenhower 182 I think that people want peace so much that one of these days government had better get out of their way and let them have it.#Dwight D. Eisenhower 183 This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.#T. S. Eliot 184 What we call "morals" is simply blind obedience to words of command.#Havelock Ellis 185 Always do what you are afraid to do.#Ralph Waldo Emerson 186 What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.#Ralph Waldo Emerson 187 To different minds, the same world is a hell, and a heaven.#Ralph Waldo Emerson 188 A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud.#Ralph Waldo Emerson 189 I like the silent church before the service begins, better than any preaching.#Ralph Waldo Emerson 190 Beauty without grace is the hook without the bait.#Ralph Waldo Emerson 191 Hitch your wagon to a star.#Ralph Waldo Emerson 192 Every man I meet is in some way my superior.#Ralph Waldo Emerson 193 We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak.#Epictetus 194 War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it.#Desiderius Erasmus 195 There's a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me.#John Erskine 196 Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.#Susan Ertz 197 Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.#Euripides 198 The camera cannot lie. But it can be an accessory to untruth.#Harold Evans 199 When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before.#Clifton Fadiman 200 If people really liked to work, we'd still be plowing the land with sticks and transporting goods on our backs.#Eilliam Feather 201 Computer : a million morons working at the speed of light.#David Ferrier 202 I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.#W.C. Fields 203 It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper.#Errol Flynn 204 Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs.#Henry Ford 205 I am responsible only to God and history.#Francisco Franco 206 Experience is a dear teacher, but fools will learn at no other.#Benjamin Franklin 207 In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.#Benjamin Franklin 208 Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.#Sigmund Freud 209 The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.#Erich Fromm 210 A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.#Robert Frost 211 A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.#Robert Frost 212 A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.#Robert Frost 213 The world is full of willing people; some wiling to work, the rest willing to let them.#Robert Frost 214 We compound our suffering by victimizing each other.#Athol Fugard 215 The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun.#R. Buckminster Fuller 216 It's not your blue blood, your pedigree or your college degree. It's what you do with your life that counts.#Millard Fuller 217 Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.#Zsa Zsa Gabor 218 Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory.#John Kenneth Galbraith 219 Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.#John Kenneth Galbraith 220 The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.#John Kenneth Galbraith 221 One of the greatest pieces of economic wisdom is to know what you do not know.#John Kenneth Galbraith 222 A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs.#German Proverb 223 If you can count your money you don't have a billion dollars.#J. Paul Getty 224 Believe those who are seeking the truth; doubt those who find it.#Andr Gide 225 The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.#Jean Giraudoux 226 Expecting something for nothing is the most popular form of hope.#Arnold Glasow 227 We are not abandoning our convictions, our philosophy or traditions, nor do we urge anyone to abandon theirs.#Mikhail Gornachov 228 Heresy is another word for freedom of thought.#Graham Greene 229 Figures won't lie, but liars will figure.#Charles H. Grosvenor 230 Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.#Alex Hamilton 231 War will cease when men refuse to fight.#Fridtjof Hansen 232 Nobody can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own.#Sydney Harris 233 In times like these, it is helpful to remember that there have always been times like these.#Paul Harvey 234 Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.#William Hazlitt 235 Opinions founded on prejudice are always sustained with the greatest violence.#Hebrew Proverb 236 Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do. But beautiful women don't need to know about men. It's the men who have to know about beautiful women.#Katherine Hepburn 237 There is nothing permanent except change.#Heraclitus 238 Great deeds are usually wrought at great risks.#Herodotus 239 Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.#Alfred Hitchcock 240 You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.#Eric Hoffer 241 The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it.#Abbie Hoffman 242 Justice is incidental to law and order.#J. Edgar Hoover 243 Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.#Elbert Hubbard 244 Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle aged men.#Kin Hubbard 245 When a fellow says it ain't the money but the principle of the thing, it's the money.#Kin Hubbard 246 Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.#Kin Hubbard 247 The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.#Hubert H. Humphrey 248 The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.#Robert Hutchins 249 Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.#Aldous Huxley 250 Experience is not what happens to you. It is what you do with what happens to you.#Aldous Huxley 251 A community is like a ship; everyone ought to be prepared to take the helm.#Henrik Ibsen 252 The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone.#Henrik Ibsen 253 Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them.#Robert G. Ingersoll 254 The will to win is worthless if you don't get paid for it.#Reggie Jackson 255 It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.#Clive James 256 A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.#William James 257 The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated.#William James 258 In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.#Thomas Jefferson 259 It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.#Jerome K. Jerome 260 Men are like wine some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.#Pope John XXIII 261 Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.#Samuel Johnson 262 An ounce of emotion is equal to a ton of facts.#John Junor 263 In the fight between you and the world, back the world.#Franz Kafka 264 You do not destroy an idea by killing people; you replace it with a better one.#Edward Keating 265 College isn't the place to go for ideas.#Hellen Keller 266 Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.#John F. Kennedy 267 If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich.#John F. Kennedy 268 Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.#John F. Kennedy 269 We have the power to make this the best generation of mankind in the history of the world or to make it the last.#John F. Kennedy 270 And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.#John F. Kennedy 271 Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.#Robert F. Kennedy 272 Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say "Why not?"#Robert F. Kennedy 273 In the long run we are all dead.#John Maynard Keynes 274 Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers.#Nikita Khruschev 275 Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.#Martin Luther King Jr. 276 The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.#Martin Luther King Jr 277 Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind.#Rudyard Kipling 278 The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer.#Henry Kissinger 279 Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.#Jonathan Kozol 280 Physics isn't a religion. If it were, we'd have a much easier time raising money.#Leon Lederman 281 It is well that war is so terrible, or we should get too fond of it.#Robert E. Lee 282 The world began without man, and it will complete itself without him.#Claude Levi Strauss 283 Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.#Aaron Levenstein 284 Ask a man which way he is going to vote, and he will probably tell you. Ask him, however, why, and vagueness is all.#Bernard Levin 285 Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.#Abraham Lincoln 286 Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally.#Abraham Lincoln 287 You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.#Abraham Lincoln 288 Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.#Anne Morrow Lindbergh 289 Where all men think alike, no one thinks very much.#Walter Lippmann 290 I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts.#John Locke 291 Winning is not everything. It's the only thing.#Vince Lombardi 292 Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.#Joe Louis 293 In war there is no substitute for victory.#General Douglas MacArthur 294 It is much more secure to be feared than to be loved.#Niccolo Machiavelli 295 All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.#Maurice Maeterlinck 296 Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.#Mao Zedong 297 An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience.#Donald R. Perry Marquis 298 From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.#Karl Marx 299 Religion... is the opium of the masses.#Karl Marx 300 Love is only the dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.#W. Somerset Maugham 301 A politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to the ground.#H. L. Mencken 302 We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons...#Alfred E. Newman 303 No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.#H. L. Mencken 304 Time is the great legalizer, even in the field of morals.#H. L. Mencken 305 The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.#H. L. Mencken 306 A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.#Wilson Mizner 307 Conscience is the inner voice that warns us that someone might be looking.#H. L. Mencken 308 When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from many writers, it's research.#Wilson Mizner 309 Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.#Wilson Mizner 310 Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal.#Hannah More 311 You have not converted a man because you have silenced him.#John Morley 312 Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.#Dwight Morrow 313 Anyone who isn't confused really doesn't understand the situation.#Edward R. Murrow 314 The big majority of Americans, who are comparatively well off, have developed an ability to have enclaves of people living in the greatest misery without almost noticing them.#Gunnar Myrdal 315 Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent.#Napoleon 316 In politics stupidity is not a handicap.#Napoleon 317 Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.#George Jean Nathan 318 Nobody believes the official spokesman... but everybody trusts an unidentified source.#Ron Nesen 319 Lack of will power has caused more failure than lack of intelligence or ability.#Flower A. Newhouse 320 One should dies proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly.#Friedrich Nietzsche 321 Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.#H. L. Mencken 322 What does not destroy me, makes me strong.#Friedrich Nietzsche 323 Is not life a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves?#Friedrich Nietzsche 324 A ship is always referred to as "she" because it costs so much to keep one in paint and powder.#Chester Nimitz 325 I would have made a good pope.#Richard Nixon 326 Voters quickly forget what a man says.#Richard Nixon 327 When the president does it, that's means it is not illegal.#Richard Nixon 328 Laws were made to be broken.#Christopher North 329 The optimist thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist knows it.#J. Robert Oppenheimer 330 On the whole human beings want to be good, but not to good and not quite all the time.#George Orwell 331 Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.#George Orwell 332 To be loved, be lovable.#Ovid 333 The chief product of an automated society is a widespread and deepening sense of boredom.#Cyril Parkinson 334 The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.#Ellen Parr 335 If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world.#Blaise Pascal 336 I have one great fear in my heart, that one day when they (the whites of South Africa) have turned to loving, they will find we (the blacks) are turned to hating.#Alan Paton 337 What broke in a man when he could bring himself to kill another?#Alan Paton 338 Who knows for what we live, struggle and die?... Wise men write many books, in words too hard to understand. But this, the purpose of our lives, the end of all our struggle, is beyond all human wisdom.#Alan Paton 339 To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man.#Alan Paton 340 Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.#George S. Patton 341 Never tell the people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their integrity.#George S. Patton 342 Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.#Boies Penrose 343 An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.#Laurence J. Peter 344 Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.#Laurance Peter 345 Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.#Laurance Peter 346 In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.#Laurence Peter 347 Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.#Laurance Peter 348 Difference of religion breeds more quarrels than difference of politics.#Wendell Phillips 349 Sometimes democracy must be bathed in blood.#Augusto Pinochet 350 The measure of a man is what he does with power.#Pittacus 351 Cinema should make you forget you are sitting in a theater.#Roman Polanski 352 Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.#Polish proverb 353 One lives in the hope of becoming a memory.#Antonio Porchia 354 They talk most who have the least to say.#Mathew Prior 355 A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.#Herbert Prochnow 356 Power always has to be kept in check; power exercised in secret, especially under the cloak of national security, is doubly dangerous.#William Proxmire 357 Practice is the best of all instructors.#Publilius Syrus 358 If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.#J. Danforth Quayle 359 Happy campers you have been, happy campers you are, and happy campers you will always be.#J. Danforth Quayle 360 I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.#J. Danforth Quayle 361 A nuclear power plant is infinently safer than eating, because 300 people choke to death on food every year.#Dixy Lee Ray 362 Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.#Ronald Reagan 363 Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.#Ronald Reagan 364 I favor the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and it must be enforced at gunpoint if necessary.#Ronald Reagan 365 I would have voted against the Civil Rights Act of 1964.#Ronald Reagan 366 The scientists split the atom; now the atom is splitting us.#Quentin Reynolds 367 The streets are safe in Philadelphia, it's only the people who make them unsafe.#Frank Rizzo 368 If it takes a lot of words to say what you have in mind, give it more thought.#Dennis Roch 369 Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it.... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.#Will Rogers 370 We always love those who admire us, but we do not always love those whom we admire.#Francois 371 We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.#Will Rogers 372 Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.#Will Rogers 373 No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.#Eleanor Roosevelt 374 The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.#Franklin D. Roosevelt 375 People who know little are usually great talkers, while men who know much say little.#Jean Jacques Rousseau 376 The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.#Bertrand Russel 377 You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you.#Rwandan proverb 378 A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you.#Francois Sagan 379 A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.#George Santayana 380 When the rich make war it's the poor that die.#Jean Jacques Rousseau 381 Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.#George Bernard Shaw 382 The time to stop a revolution is at the beginning, not the end.#Adlai Stevenson 383 There is nothing in this world constant but inconstancy.#Swift 384 The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread.#Mother Teresa 385 That government is best which governs least.#Henry David Thoreau 386 The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.#Lily Tomlin 387 If you can't convince them, confuse them.#Harry S. Truman 388 It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.#Harry S. Truman 389 Whenever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.#Harry S. Truman 390 I like thinking big. If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.#Donald Trump 391 Good politics are often inextricably intertwined.#Morris Udall 392 The Vice Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.#Bill Vaughan 393 It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.#Gore Vidal 394 The sports page records people's accomplishments; The front page nothing but their failures.#Jutice Earl Warren 395 Too much of a good thing is wonderful.#Mae West 396 No man is rich enough to buy back his past.#Oscar Wilde 397 We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.#Oscar Wilde 398 There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.#Oscar Wilde 399 Only the winners decide what were war crimes.#Gary Wills 400 If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.#Earl Wilson 401 Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire.#William Butler Yeats 402 It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees!#Emiliano Zapata 403 You can't be a Real Country unless you have a BEER and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a BEER#Frank Zappa